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Meet: Vermin Supreme


Hometown: Rockport, MA

Party Affiliation: Free Pony Party

You Should Know: No other candidate but Vermin Supreme offers free candy and ponies to all voters. Plus, he’d make tooth-brushing mandatory. He’s the “friendly fascist” who promises that a vote for him is a vote “totally thrown away.”

In His Own Words

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